In This Corner

Let's go get a present!

The pinkest pink you've ever seen.

Choice

I will never get through my queue.

 

"Opposing views"

See 'em in the theater. That's all I have to say. Oh, and six seconds on Vine is way too long. That's all I have to say.

"Post-apocalypse slump"

Still tastes like chicken.

"Iron Man"

I'm running this again because they keep making Iron Man movies and they never use any of my ideas.

"Let's get that cheaper PlayStation 3!"

A conversation that takes place in my mind. Constantly. 

"Origins"

Can we get past the origin stories already? Thanks!

 

"Arrows and bows"

What, no remake of "Robin Hood" this year? I think someone is really missing out on an opportunity!

"Wanna go see 'Titanic' 3D?"

"Titanic" in 3D. Huh. Next? "Titanic" in 4D -- adding water, the wet dimension. 

"Abraham Lincoln is hot"

Naw. Probably it's just Lincoln's zombie fighting skills. Hold it -- that's Edgar Allen Poe. Abraham Lincoln fights vampires, right?