In This Corner

Ode to the uni-ball pen

It's a good pen.

From Point A to Point B

Going in style.

Deduction

No kidding, Sherlock.

Conversation

Let me say this about that . . . 

"When batteries fail . . . "

Those darn batteries.

"State Fair time"

Same-same is not always bad.

"Idea"

Are you thinking what I'm thinking . . . .

"The dirt"

. . . that is if you live next door to Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci.

"Credo of the condiments"

"Would you like some freshly ground pepper with that?"

"Mr. Fixit"

I guess I just have a wa with machinery.