In This Corner

Vulcan Vs. Vulcan

Reprinting one of my favorites. Hey -- St. Paul Winter Carnival time.

"Post-apocalypse slump"

Still tastes like chicken.

"Warning signs of summer"

To be honest, the craving for soft serve is year-'round.

"Summing it up"

Writing the annual holiday letter. Sometimes it takes a rewrite or two.

"Thanks for . . . "

From Thanksgiving a couple years ago. Still appropriate, I think. I am thankful.

"Giving up anything for Lent?"

I oughta give up sugar, salt, flour and Coca-Cola. Probably not going to happen.

"Abraham Lincoln is hot"

Naw. Probably it's just Lincoln's zombie fighting skills. Hold it -- that's Edgar Allen Poe. Abraham Lincoln fights vampires, right?

"Prepared"

Debating -- it's easy! Isn't it? Of course it's not easy.

"Super State Fair"

Minnesota State Fair. Now through Labor Day. 'Nuff said.

"Fascinating new apps"

"App App bobapp, Bananna fanna bobaap, Fee fie foe fap. App." You don't have to write in to tell me that some -- or all -- of these apps already exist. It wouldn't surprise me if they do.