In This Corner

"Instructions"

I know I should read this little piece of paper here. But there are so many words.

"Gymnastics"

There is some kind of pre-Olympics gymnastics thing going on in St. Paul this week. Sadly, I have not witnessed any public displays of nimblness. There's still hope . . . the event runs through Saturday.

"Fascinating new apps"

"App App bobapp, Bananna fanna bobaap, Fee fie foe fap. App." You don't have to write in to tell me that some -- or all -- of these apps already exist. It wouldn't surprise me if they do. 

"Wait/Walk"

Thinking about stuff while waiting for the cars to stop. Come on guys, I have things to do, too.