I oughta give up sugar, salt, flour and Coca-Cola. Probably not going to happen.
Naw. Probably it's just Lincoln's zombie fighting skills. Hold it -- that's Edgar Allen Poe. Abraham Lincoln fights vampires, right?
Debating -- it's easy! Isn't it? Of course it's not easy.
Minnesota State Fair. Now through Labor Day. 'Nuff said.
"App App bobapp, Bananna fanna bobaap, Fee fie foe fap. App." You don't have to write in to tell me that some -- or all -- of these apps already exist. It wouldn't surprise me if they do.
Summertime. And the living is easy. Fish are jumpin'. And the cotton is high. Cotton? What about cotton?
But seriously, graduates, the world is your oyster. The sky is the limit. And above all, be true to yourself.